Waiting

This is me waiting for a phone call:

me: (sitting at a picnic table with my phone)
concerned coworker: (walking by) What are you doing?
me: Waiting for a phone call.
concerned coworker: You're just going to sit there?
me: Um. Yeah.
concerned coworker: Well when are they supposed to call?
me: They were supposed to call two days ago.
concerned coworker: You've been sitting here for two days?
me: Yeah.
concerned coworker: Wow.


So, this didn't really happen, but it easily could have. But unfortunately I can't sit at a picnic table all day staring at my phone as much as I'd like to. I'll just have to check my messages like every five seconds. ...Sigh...